Alternate Title #1: That Morning I Wrote 3,000 Words on Alex Rodriguez
Alternate Title #2: Guys, I’m About to Get Really Emotional With You Right Now
Alex Rodriguez is my guy. In the same way Mickey Mantle is the guy for every single male baby boomer who has ever existed. I’m going to root for him to matter what team he’s on, no matter what position he plays, and no matter how many steps he’s lost since coming up as a rookie.